I did it.
I completed a knitting project.
While this is likely not very exciting for you, it is a momentous occasion for me. You see, this girl has never done that before. (No, I take that back. I have made quite a few “not-quite-big-enough-to-be-dishclothes” squares of yarn. I don’t think those count.)
No, I made something I can actually wear, see?
It does have a few blemishes, which have been strategically placed at the back of the head. If I can’t see them, they’re not there, right?
Ah who cares, I MADE A WHOLE HAT all by myself!*
*i.e. with the help of YouTube